earth’s guide to a good turtlecall experience


turtlecalls are the best when they are fun and have lots of potential for being full of jokes

here are some guidelines to think about when you consider buying a turtlecall

people we want to call:

  • people who have no idea what is happening to them and just go with it
  • people who have no idea what is happening to them and think it is one of their friends
  • people who know about turtlecalls and are excited to be talking to the turtle
  • anyone who is interesting and good-natured and talkative

people we do not want to call:

  • people who might miss the point and think they are being clever by calling out the turtle on not really being a turtle
  • people who know about turtlecalls and think they are funnier than the turtle
  • people who get one for someone and then tell them about it and put the call on speaker and gather everyone around and expect a stand-up comedy routine with no interaction
  • drunk people and that is especially drunk people at a party who have fifty (50) other things they would rather be doing than talking to a turtle
  • mean people – turtlecalls are for happiness and not for sour faces

okey good job reading this #yais